Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

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Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards