Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

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How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards