Billiard Jokes

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.