What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards