What two games does Carl Sagan play at ...

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.