What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?

A: A new age song.

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most?

Getting that good D

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

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Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball