Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

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Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards