Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball