Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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How do you pay a quiz master?

with finances.

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball