How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle