How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French pole vaulter?

A Leap Frog

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors