How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

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What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle