What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird