What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.