What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do you call a happy cow?

Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.