What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force