What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!