Dung Jokes

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

' Jokes More ' Jokes

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!