What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P