What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!