What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?