What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony. :)

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy