What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!