What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

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What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.