What kind of sick bird is against the law?

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle