What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle