What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

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What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle