What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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misogynistic.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle