Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Previous Random Joke Next

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

National Bird Jokes More National Bird Jokes

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757