Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

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What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757