Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.