Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle