Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

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What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle