Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle