Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle