Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle