How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.