Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.