Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
Yarrrrrn.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
It was a black one.
A Pencil cause he's full of lead!
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Because they pee on poles.
