Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"