Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"