Republicans weren't off of work yet.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Lead injections.
The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one
It was a black one.
A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama
The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)
A Pencil cause he's full of lead!
LED Zeppelin
Because they always diode.
Kobe beef
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Start a war.
Use LED based paint.
Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.
They had no leads.
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
They lead such short lives.
OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Hard work and dedication.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
With carrots
Me: oh, um, science.
The kernal! Bahahahaha
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters
Religion.
Bath towels...
Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
They had No Quarter
Driver: I love to travel.
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
Wedding rings
Towels
People said she was making too much of a racket.
Talibanter
Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
They're usually the elephant in the room
With a plunger.
Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like
STUPID AMERICAN!
because there's no Americans sitting in them.
Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Lobster "
Two cooks in the house.
Because everyone knows they give good *head*.