Republicans weren't off of work yet.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Lead injections.
The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one
It was a black one.
A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama
The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)
A Pencil cause he's full of lead!
LED Zeppelin
Because they always diode.
Kobe beef
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Start a war.
Use LED based paint.
Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.
They had no leads.
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
They lead such short lives.
OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Hard work and dedication.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
With carrots
Me: oh, um, science.
The kernal! Bahahahaha
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters
Religion.
Bath towels...
Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
They had No Quarter
Driver: I love to travel.
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
Wedding rings
Towels
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
Breaking the fifth wall.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
The chewy center.
Swiping and wiping.
Trinary
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
It got toad away
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
my mom asked Gravity, I replied.
Pb & J.
Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded
