What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.