What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.