How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl