How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !