How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month