How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula