What's it called when Hobbits build hou...

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

Hobbitat Jokes More Hobbitat Jokes

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity