Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not