Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

s of the Carribean.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others?

Self) Semi retarded.

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded