What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

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What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot