What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

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What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*?

An Amish drive by shooting.

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting