What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

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What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?

An Amish drive by.