What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

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What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

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What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!