What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

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What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!