What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

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What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.