What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

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Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.