What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

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A herpetrator.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!