What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again