What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

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What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.