What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

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What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.