Food Poisoning Jokes

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.