He ate a 5 year old weiner
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Comatoast
It was obvious he was kidding.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.
He dumped his girlfriend.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
None, but you can get food poisoning.
Because NE-coli.