How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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A: That hit the spot.

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What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again