How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.