How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What's Jared's favorite side dish?

Megan slaw

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again