He ate a 5 year old weiner
A: Because Robin ate the worms.
Because he ate too much of them.
A metro-gnome
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Megan slaw
He ate Rameet!
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
