What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

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Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes