What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

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What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes