He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.
One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.
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Neverland Ranch.
Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."
He didn't have the guts
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They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
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Megan slaw
Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.
It squats down on a Triceratops.
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
