What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long