They both exaggerate the length.
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12 inches
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
A foot long
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
A flat minor
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
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A Subway full of live ones.
Subway
Extra virgin oil
the tiny little buns
It was obvious he was kidding.
For a $5 footlong.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Get off at the next stop!
A metro-gnome
a sub-woofer!!!
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Subway: East flesh!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
Sub humans.
Even art majors deserve recognition
A pedometer
Missile Toe!
He thought they had delivery service.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
Absolutely nothing.
Nothing
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Sue.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Turn 19
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
That he only has a 6 inch.
Untrustable
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
Looks like rein dear"
