An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies
A dead centipede.
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.