What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.