What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

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What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.