What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

What do you call a burnt nugget?

nigget

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.