What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"