What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

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What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.