Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get