Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag