Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

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What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.