Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.