Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.

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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.