What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

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What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get