How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Plastic Bag Jokes More Plastic Bag Jokes

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.