What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.