What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Canadian Woman Jokes More Canadian Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.