What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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A Can't-adian!

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.