What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.