What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.