What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.