What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.