What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.