What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.