What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...