What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."