What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.