What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!