What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.