What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.