Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."