Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.