Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron."

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.