Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?