Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

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What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not