Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
The Vampire State Building.
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Three swallows !
