What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.