What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's