What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...