What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.