When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.