When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."