When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.