What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia