What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."