What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.