What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free