What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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