What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars