What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."