How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.