How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

Dec Jokes More Dec Jokes

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.