Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.