Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.