Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

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What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

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Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.