Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair