Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Breasts don't have eyes.
Because he was in a wheelchair.
Thanks for the handy cap.
Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.
For making false acc sations.
A: Hard-boiled rain.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.