What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.